The Actual Sweater

However, unlike Monica Lewinsky aka "Monicagate" and her blue dress, I have taken my sweater to the dry cleaners.

The Sweater Story

Back in 2004, a man used my designer sweater to "wipe up" so to speak, I didn't know about it until I went to hang up it up the next day. Wow! That situation was both disgusting and funny. What's even funnier is that I drove home at 3:00am in the pouring rain with it stuck in the chest area of my sweater and in the faux fur collar.